Role Model The Proclaimers

She's been around for a number of years
Had success with two career
She gives dying people hope, how does she cope?
She snorts a line of coke before an audience with the Pope
She's a role model for today a role model for today
I don't care what you say, she's a role model for today

She's got better looking kids than you
She's got a better looking husband too
She is a sweet little honey, three times a mummy
You wouldn't know it cause she's got a flat little tummy
She's a role model for today, she is a role model for today
I don't care what you say she is a role model for today

But the lady's loved and the lady's cried
And the lady's cried and loved and now
The lady's signed a big book deal
And the story tells you how it all began
In the days when the lady didn't have
The price of her next meal, and its real

There's a secret to her success
She's got balls like the S.A.S
She's got more balls than me, more balls then you
More balls than all the sweatshops
Making balls for Man U
She's a role model for today, a role model for today
I don't care what you say she's a role model for today