The Bidding Tally Hall

[Intro: Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi]
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[Verse 1: Joe Hawley]
I've been sleeping in a cardboard box
Spending every dollar at the liquor shop
And even though I know I haven't got a lot
I'll try to give you love until the day you drop

[Break: Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi]
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[Verse 2: Rob Cantor]
I've been training like a Pavlov dog
Let my independence out to take a hike
All you gotta do is activate my bell
And I'll fetch you anything you like!

[Chorus: Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Zubin Sedghi, (Bora Karaca)]
Going once, going twice
Every man here has a price
Over where? Over there?
Sold (Sold!) to not a single lady in here