The Mystic Crystal Ninja Sex Party

[Intro]
Oh yeah!

[Part 1]
Long ago and far away
In labyrinths of coral caves
A mystic crystal was forged in glass
From magic or some shit like that
Its powers had been used for good
And all men lived in brotherhood
Until The Necromancer came
Upon his steed of bones and flame
His prism eyes with evil gleamed
He stole the crystal, then he screamed
"Now gods and men and all between
Shall blow my necromancing shween!"
The knights and nobles of the land
Did all they could to stay his hand
Yet not a single blow was struck
Alas! For he was strong as fuck
Oh yeah!

[Part 2]
He grabbed The Princess from her throne
And trapped her in the crystal stone
The King called in his wizards three
And begged them brokenheartedly
"Search the forests, search the seas
Search time and all realities
Two champions are what I need
To bring my daughter back to me!"
"Yes, my king, it shall be done"
The wizards said, and so begun
A wondrous spell that soon would find
The greatest men in space and time
And that's where our story begins
And Danny and Brian come in
There is no quest from which they'd flee
But right now they're in New Jersey