Dancing Michael Crawford & Barbra Streisand

[DOLLY, spoken]
Put your hand on her waist and stand
With her right in your left hand
And one... This one. And one, two, three... Ah! And one, two, three... Oh no, this one. And one, two, three, one, two, three...

[CORNELIUS, spoken]
Look! I'm dancing!
(falls)
Well, I was!

[DOLLY, spoken]
Of course you were, Mr. Hackle!
(sung)
Take the someone whose arms you're in
Hold onto her tight and spin (ha-ha)
And one, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three...

[CORNELIUS, spoken]
Look! I'm dancing!
(overturnes a heap of boxes)

[DOLLY, spoken]
Ah! Come here!
(sung)
Turn around and turn around, try floating through the air
Can't you be a little more aesthetic?