Cheeto Christ Stupid-Czar Randy Rainbow

[RANDY, spoken] Well, it is a special day indeed as I'm joined now by the divine Miss T, our Lord and Savior, King of the Jews...uh, am I leaving anything out?

[TRUMP, spoken] Brilliant, great...

[RANDY, spoken] Don't push it. Donald Trump, you have had a busy few days. G7 meetings, ongoing trade wars with China, bed bugs...

[TRUMP, spoken] Fake news

[RANDY, spoken] Let's see. You also sent out a controversial tweet saying you are the "King of Israel" and told a group of reporters you are the chosen one. How ya doing. You okay?

[TRUMP, spoken] The news about me is largely phony

[RANDY] Mr. Not-My-President
You're acting quite bizarre
Ruling like a loon behind your twitter avatar
Of all your recent antics
This latest one's a pearl
Now it seems you think you're God
Okay, whatever gurl

Your crazy's on full display
Wish you'd just go away
Take a vacay hun, I hear
That Greenland's nice this time of year

Dreaming of walls while the stock market falls
And now you're shaming the Jews