[Hook]
Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverage
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
"No you don't", slip something in her drink
[Verse 1]
I watch her chatting to that fella and I'm thinking they're never lovers
She's a little minx, he looks like one of the Neville Brothers
He's looking smug so he's starting to bug me
This dude is fucking ugly, it's not cause I'm jealous
Of other fellas when they're getting into gashes they shouldn't be
Intoxicated women who when sober they wouldn't be
Getting anywhere, but by exhibiting magic tricks
The girl don't even notice when he's starting to grab her tits
20 minutes prior to the start of this monologue
This dude was at the bar all by himself looking proper odd
And when the pretty girl turned her back for a second-or-two
Did what all predators-do took his opportunity
He slipped something in her beverage
He knew he never had a chance so to give him more leverage
Cheated now you got a poor little innocent
Off her fucking face and she's thinking she loves him
Looking at him longingly, this ain't where she wanna be
I feel like I'm the only one who noticed this anomaly
Morally inclined to interject, intercept the dudes plan
Just before it's gets sickening
Heartbeat quickening, I dunno what he put in her glass
But as they pass me he's grabbing her arse cheeks
If it gets nasty I'll stop the shenanigans
A spanner in his plan look he's over-milked it
Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverage
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
"No you don't", slip something in her drink
[Verse 1]
I watch her chatting to that fella and I'm thinking they're never lovers
She's a little minx, he looks like one of the Neville Brothers
He's looking smug so he's starting to bug me
This dude is fucking ugly, it's not cause I'm jealous
Of other fellas when they're getting into gashes they shouldn't be
Intoxicated women who when sober they wouldn't be
Getting anywhere, but by exhibiting magic tricks
The girl don't even notice when he's starting to grab her tits
20 minutes prior to the start of this monologue
This dude was at the bar all by himself looking proper odd
And when the pretty girl turned her back for a second-or-two
Did what all predators-do took his opportunity
He slipped something in her beverage
He knew he never had a chance so to give him more leverage
Cheated now you got a poor little innocent
Off her fucking face and she's thinking she loves him
Looking at him longingly, this ain't where she wanna be
I feel like I'm the only one who noticed this anomaly
Morally inclined to interject, intercept the dudes plan
Just before it's gets sickening
Heartbeat quickening, I dunno what he put in her glass
But as they pass me he's grabbing her arse cheeks
If it gets nasty I'll stop the shenanigans
A spanner in his plan look he's over-milked it
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