Scrubstitute Teachers Insane Clown Posse (Ft. Twiztid & Willie D)

[Verse 1: Violent J]
*gunshot* I let one fly in the class I'm teachin’
Shut the fuck up when the Duke is speakin'
I don't give detention on the weekend
You give me shit, I’m handin' out beatin's
I ain't afraid to get hands on with that ass
Split your little fat-ass wig in class
Don't push me, kid. Take your fuckin' seat
And let's proceed, Who got the weed?
What do you normally do with Mr. Duncan?
(Science) Well he ain't here, so fuck him
You bitch, how old are them titties?
Damn, too young. Egg foo young
Now, you can shoot dice in the back, but
Any money exchange, I needs my cut
The rest of y’all, eyes to the front
I show you how to juggle while rolling a blunt

[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Listen up, class
(School us on real shit)
Now, listen up, class
(We want it, that real)
Listen up, class
(School us on real shit)
Now, listen up, class
(We want it, hey. We want it, hey)