Batman Rap “BatPIMP” TEAMHEADKICK

[Intro]
B A T P I M P
B A T P I M P

[Verse 1]
I'm Batman, bitch, better recognize
I'll float down from the sky, take out the bad guys
One by one, it ain't no thang
I'll bust your lip right quick with my Batarang
I got pointy little ears, there's no escape
No superpowers, but I have a dope cape
Make no mistake, if you're a criminal
I'll explode your brain like it was subliminal
And I'll grab your girlfriend, we'll go for a ride
'Cause Alfred put condoms on the inside
Of the Batmobile, and if it starts to rocking
The alarm is armed, so don't bother knockin'
I work alone - don't mean to be a dick
Kick Robin to the curb - don't need no sidekick
I'm sick with the rooftop skills, uh huh
Can't fly, but I can glide like airforce one

[Chorus 1]
Batman, like LL Cool J - I'll knock you out
Batman, oh yeah, I'm what Willis was talking about
Batman, I hardly ever sweat 'cause my suit is porous
Batman, I got hella more ass than Chuck Norris