The Saga of Jesse Jane Alice Cooper

[Verse 1]
I'm in jail in a Texas town
In my sister's wedding gown
I drive a truck all night long
Listening to Judy Garland songs

[Verse 2]
Now I'm locked behind bars of steel
I was just looking for a happy meal
I park my rig and I went inside
They've never seen such a pretty bride

[Chorus 1]
Jesse Jane, are you insane?
Or are you just a normal guy
Who dresses like a butterfly
Jesse Jane

[Verse 3]
I paid my bill and I turned around
Facing every redneck in that one-horse town
His face was red, his fist was clenched
He threw his Coke and he got me drenched

[Chorus 2]
Jesse Jane, are you insane?
Or are you just an average Joe
Looking for a fashion show
Jesse Jane