Intermission MF DOOM (Ft. Big Benn Klingon)

This might be a good time to replenish your napkin supply. Let us take a short break. Now relax.
Relax
What do you want?
(speaking Klingon)
I don't speak Klingon
(speaking Klingon)
No. Where is the bathroom?
Do you know anyone here?
No, I don't know anyone here.
Are you transporting Tribbles?
No, I'm not transporting Tribbles.
I'm a Terreth! Are you a Klingon?
Yes. What do you want?
(villian!)
(speaking Klingon)
(Well, thanks!)
Excuse me
(spitting noise)
What is your number, Terreth?
My eyes sting. Now I can smell something. Help! Get help quickly!
(crying)
To Terrens, this might seem a tackless way to begin a conversation, but among Klingons, it's considered quite civil.
Stop relaxing!
(speaking Klingon)