Dave Cheech & Chong

(Soft knocks at the door)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff
(More knocks)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here
(More knocks)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me
CHONG: Dave's not here
CHEECH: No, man, I'm Dave, man
(Sharp knocks at the door)
CHEECH: Hey, c'mon, man

CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave
CHONG: Dave's not here
CHEECH: What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you...
(More knocks)
CHEECH: C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: Oh, what the hell is it...c'mon. Open up the door! It's Dave!
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door!
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave!
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Right, man. Dave. Now will you open up the door?
CHONG: Dave's not here