The Water Buffalo Song VeggieTales

[Narrator, spoken]
And now it's time for "Silly Songs with Larry"
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song
So without further ado, "Silly Songs with Larry"

[Larry, spoken]
"The Water Buffalo Song"
(sung)
Everybody's got a water buffalo
Yours is fast, but mine is slow
Oh, where'd we get them? I don't know
But everybody's got a water buffalo-ooh
I took my buffalo to the store
Got his head stuck in the door
Spilled some lima beans on the floor
Oh, everybody's got a—

[Archibald, spoken, interrupting Larry]
Stop it, stop, stop right this instant!
What do you think you're doing?
You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo
When everyone does not have a water buffalo!
We're going to get nasty letters saying
"Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?"
And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so!
Just stop being so silly!