Jesse (Skit) Eminem

[Dialogue: Eminem & (Jesse)]
*Ends off "I'm Shady (Snippet)" and instrumental still plays*
And that's my name!
**Dial tone**
(Hello) Hi (Hi) Jesse?
(Speaking) Hi, how you doing?
I'm-I'm-I'm, my name is Marshall (Hi)
Hi, how are you doin'? (Good)
Oh, my god, you sound sexy
(Oh, thank you) Aw, God...
Um, listen, I was just, I-I
I don't know, I don't do this a lot, it's like, my second time
I swear to God, um, listen, it says
I don't know I'm readin' this over in the paper and-and
It says you're, I don't know, a ch-a-transsexual
(A shemale, uhuh) A shemale, oh my God...
(Yeah) *sighs* So um, listen, what t-what
What type of, I don't know, what type of s-service
(I give you body rubs, and I, and then I go down on you)
*Dog barking in the background*
Aight, do you wanna, do you wanna tend to your dog?
(I got somebody at the door, I have to massage somebody now)
(Call me later) I wanna fuck (Huh?)
I wanna fuck
**Hangs up**
Aw, god, don't hang up, bitch
You fuckin' slut, oh god...