The Len Ganley Stance Half Man Half Biscuit

Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance

No no no no, no more Locomotion
No no, no more Dancing In The Street
No no no no, no more Mashed Potato
No no, no more shuffling of the feet

Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance

Keep your arms as rigid as a juggernaut
Clench your fists, point your knuckles straight ahead
Do your best to look like a teddy bear
Then try and pretend to look vertically dead

Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance