Pooped in the Urinal Alex Schor (Ft. Yuno Miles)

[Intro: Alex Schor]
Let’s go, ayy

[Chorus: Alex Schor]
I just pooped in the urinal, toilet got clogged
I just robbed a 7-Eleven of their hotdogs (Agh)
I just cooked a batch of crack in the crockpot (Ooh)
Jerked off back to back, I’m still not soft

[Verse 1: Alex Schor]
Slimy (Wait), better word to describe me is grimy (Ayy)
I just had sex with a British girl, she saying, “Blimey”
“I remember you from sixth grade”, wait, how’d you find me? (What?)
“I remember you pooped your pants in middle school”, don’t remind me (Okay)
Hit your grandma with this wood, Minecraft
She’s gonna suck the diamonds out my mineshaft (Ooh)
When JFK was the president, she had a finе ass (Damn)
Now your boobs sag to the floor, can we rewind back? (C’mon)
I’m doing taxеs pants down on the porta potty
She said, “Are you off your locker?” Only sorta, shawty
They said that I stole every flow, but man, there’s more to copy
I’m a fan of promiscuity, I got a horde of bodies (Agh)
Random dude peed in the urinal next to me (Hold up)
Why did he choose that one instead of the other three? (Wait)
Maybe he was tryna get a gander at my D
Hold up, he’s just looking over the stall now, oh God