[Intro: Announcer (Nice Peter)]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
RASPUTIN!
VERSUS!
STALIN!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Grigori Rasputin (Nice Peter)]
Cool mustache, Wario
Try messing with the Mad Monk, you'll be sorry, yo
How many dictators does it take
To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states?
It's a disgrace what you did to your own people
Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil
You're from Georgia, sweet Georgia
And the history books unfold ya
As a messed up motherfucker bent in the mind
Who built a superpower but he paid the price
With the endless destruction of Russian lives
If you're the man of steel, I spit kryptonite
Big dick mystic known to hypnotize
I could end you with a whisper to your wife
[Verse 2: Joseph Stalin (EpicLLOYD)]
Look into my eyes you perverted witch
See the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch
You think I give a fuck about my wife?
My own son got locked up in prison and I didn't save his life
You got off easy when they pickled that moose cock
I'd leave your neck in a noose, in a trench, and shot!
Your whole family? Shot! All your wizard friends? Shot!
Anyone who sold you pierogi? Shot!
Starve you for days 'til you waste away
I even crush motherfuckers when I'm laid in state
Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the picture
Drop the hammer on you harder than I bitch slapped Hitler
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
RASPUTIN!
VERSUS!
STALIN!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Grigori Rasputin (Nice Peter)]
Cool mustache, Wario
Try messing with the Mad Monk, you'll be sorry, yo
How many dictators does it take
To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states?
It's a disgrace what you did to your own people
Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil
You're from Georgia, sweet Georgia
And the history books unfold ya
As a messed up motherfucker bent in the mind
Who built a superpower but he paid the price
With the endless destruction of Russian lives
If you're the man of steel, I spit kryptonite
Big dick mystic known to hypnotize
I could end you with a whisper to your wife
[Verse 2: Joseph Stalin (EpicLLOYD)]
Look into my eyes you perverted witch
See the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch
You think I give a fuck about my wife?
My own son got locked up in prison and I didn't save his life
You got off easy when they pickled that moose cock
I'd leave your neck in a noose, in a trench, and shot!
Your whole family? Shot! All your wizard friends? Shot!
Anyone who sold you pierogi? Shot!
Starve you for days 'til you waste away
I even crush motherfuckers when I'm laid in state
Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the picture
Drop the hammer on you harder than I bitch slapped Hitler
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