Meet Noel Gruber/Noel’s Lament Kholby Wardell (Ft. Alex Wyse, Emily Rohm, Gus Halper, Lillian Castillo & Tiffany Tatraeu)

[OCEAN]
I love you guys!

[NOEL]
Oh, sweet Jesus Christ on a bike!

[KARNAK]
Noel Gruber, born March 5th, Pisces. Sign of passion. Favorite ride, the Ferris Wheel

Very early on in Noel's life, his mother realized two things. The second, was his pension for all things nihilistic. While other children acted out Harry Potter, Noel acted out French new wave cinema

In grade 7, in the St. Cassian Christmas nativity pageant, Noel was suspended for suddenly breaking into this exert from 'Waiting for Gedo'

[NOEL]
Thеre is no room in this in, for it is Christmas!
Shall we hang ourselvеs?

[JANE DOE]
I hear it gives you an erection

[NOEL]
Then we must hang ourselves, immediately!

[CONSTANCE]
Or we could just go to the manger, Joseph...