Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton Epic Rap Battles of History (Ft. EpicLLOYD, Kimmy Gatewood & Nice Peter)
[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DONALD TRUMP!
VERSUS!
HILLARY CLINTON!
BEGIN!
[Hillary Clinton, Secret Service Agent]
I've been in this game too long, I'm a public servant
Have been since I met MLK in person
I'm a woman of the people, that's for certain
You're a man of the people who don't like turbans
I was living in the West Wing
While you were professional wrestling
You got skin like Russian dressing
From too much Russian investing
You been going bankrupt since the '90s
If I was in Iran, you couldn't find me
You don't care about the job, Trump
You just think the desk is shiny
I said that I respect your children
But that wasn't quite right, yo
Looking like some extras from American Psycho
First name is Hillary, middle name, Rodham
Last name is Clinton and lyrics, I got 'em
You fire celebrities on The Apprentice
Motherfucker, I fire bin Laden! Crack! (coughs)
How do I say this? You're racist!
Ooh, you must get so pissed that your hands are too small to stop and frisk
So you use your fingers to touch chicks
She's only 12 years old! That's enough, shit!
But she's married, sir! Just gotta get pushy
That's your daughter! Well, grab her by the pussy
Augh! That's assault, brotha!
Don't tell me the victim's at fault, sucka!
You don't know shit about steaks, yucka!
But the ones on the 8th are great, muthafucka!
Better save the date, I'm gonna rock the vote
Bad bitch on the scene like Murder, She Wrote
So go ahead, Donald, let me see your flow
I brought Michelle's speech, borrow some quotes
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
DONALD TRUMP!
VERSUS!
HILLARY CLINTON!
BEGIN!
[Hillary Clinton, Secret Service Agent]
I've been in this game too long, I'm a public servant
Have been since I met MLK in person
I'm a woman of the people, that's for certain
You're a man of the people who don't like turbans
I was living in the West Wing
While you were professional wrestling
You got skin like Russian dressing
From too much Russian investing
You been going bankrupt since the '90s
If I was in Iran, you couldn't find me
You don't care about the job, Trump
You just think the desk is shiny
I said that I respect your children
But that wasn't quite right, yo
Looking like some extras from American Psycho
First name is Hillary, middle name, Rodham
Last name is Clinton and lyrics, I got 'em
You fire celebrities on The Apprentice
Motherfucker, I fire bin Laden! Crack! (coughs)
How do I say this? You're racist!
Ooh, you must get so pissed that your hands are too small to stop and frisk
So you use your fingers to touch chicks
She's only 12 years old! That's enough, shit!
But she's married, sir! Just gotta get pushy
That's your daughter! Well, grab her by the pussy
Augh! That's assault, brotha!
Don't tell me the victim's at fault, sucka!
You don't know shit about steaks, yucka!
But the ones on the 8th are great, muthafucka!
Better save the date, I'm gonna rock the vote
Bad bitch on the scene like Murder, She Wrote
So go ahead, Donald, let me see your flow
I brought Michelle's speech, borrow some quotes
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