[CORNY, spoken]
And now, live, from the certified up-to-code Baltimore Eventorium for the first time ever on nationwide television, it's The Corny Collins Spectacular
[COUNCIL GIRLS, spoken]
He's Corny!
[CORNY, spoken]
Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray!
[CORNY]
What gives a girl
Power and punch?
Is it charm, is it poise?
No, it's hairspray!
What gets a gal
Asked out to lunch
Is it brains, is it dough?
No, it's hairspray!
If you take a ride
With no can at your side
Then your flip will be gone
With the wind
But if you spray it and lock it
You can take off in a rocket
And in outer space
Each hair will be in place
And now, live, from the certified up-to-code Baltimore Eventorium for the first time ever on nationwide television, it's The Corny Collins Spectacular
[COUNCIL GIRLS, spoken]
He's Corny!
[CORNY, spoken]
Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray!
[CORNY]
What gives a girl
Power and punch?
Is it charm, is it poise?
No, it's hairspray!
What gets a gal
Asked out to lunch
Is it brains, is it dough?
No, it's hairspray!
If you take a ride
With no can at your side
Then your flip will be gone
With the wind
But if you spray it and lock it
You can take off in a rocket
And in outer space
Each hair will be in place
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