Everybody Ought To Have A Maid David Burns, Zero Mostel, Jack Gilford, & John Carradine

[SENEX, spoken]
Maids like me. I'm neat. 
I like maids. They're neat. 
Something no household should be without. 

(sung)
Everybody ought to have a maid

[PSEUDOLUS]
Everybody ought to have a maid

[SENEX]
Everybody ought to have a working girl
Everybody ought to have a lurking girl
To putter around the house

Everybody ought to have a maid

[PSEUDOLUS]
Everybody ought to have a maid

[SENEX]
Everybody ought to have a menial
Consistently congenial
And quieter than a mouse