A DISASTROUS CHRISTMAS Teenage Disaster

[Intro]
It was a silent Christmas, and young Teenage Disaster was scheming on something, horrible...

[Verse 1]
Santa's blood on my hands, when will this ever end?
Oh, what a mess, the fat man is dead!
The children are frightened of me
I'll cut, and I'll slash 'til Christmas is dead
Oh, what's this? A bitch stands in my way (Fucking die)
They no longer stand in my way
Santa is gone, but I'll give you a gift
It's my gun, I'll shoot you with my gun
I'll shoot you with my gun

[Verse 2]
And— (Sorry, sorry, he kinda, like, snuck up on me)
And I'll kill every elf, and I'll stomp every deer
(Oh fuck, oh God, oh God, there's like several reindeer, God they're really gross up closе, God, so fuckin'— they got like eyе boogers and shit and I shot like all of— God there's—, they're all dead)
I'm a grinch, and I'm a sinner
And if you're not careful, I'll make you my dinner
Go ahead and open your gift, open it
(Is that a severed penis? What the fu—)
Wha— what? You don't like it?
(Oh my God?)
They won't understand me, and that's okay, and that's alright