Today 4 U (Workshop) Jonathan Larson

[MARK & ROGER]
Bustelo -- Marlboro
Banana by the bunch
A box of Cap'n Crunch will taste so good

[COLLINS]
And firewood

[MARK]
Must be Santa Claus

[COLLINS]
Hold your applause

[MARK & ROGER]
Collins!

[COLLINS]
Playing Anne Frank with your landlord?
Better have some Stoli

[MARK & ROGER]
Oh holy night
You struck gold at MIT?

[COLLINS]
They expelled me for my theory of Actual Reality
Which I now impart
To the couch potatoes at New York University
Gentlemen, our benefactor on this Christmas Eve
Whose music is the purest on the bow'ry, I believe
A true member of the Alphabet City avant-garde
Angel Dumott Schunard!