The Floobie Doobie Doo Shel Silverstein

As I walked down to Bishop Street
I met a girl with a smile so sweet
Now she was young and pretty, too
And on a string, she walked
With a thing called a Floobie Doobie Doo

Oh, a Floobie Doobie Doo, now what is that?
It ain't no dog and it ain't no cat
It's nine feet tall with eyes of blue
I never seen such a thing
As a thing called a Floobie Doobie Doo

It had one tooth and five purple toes
Sixteen elbows and a twelve foot nose
You'll never see one in the zoo
I mean a thing like a thing
On a string called a Floobie Doobie Doo

I told that girl "lemme take you home
And maybe we can be alone"
She said "I'd love to go home with you
But I'd have to bring my thing
On a string called a Floobie Doobie Doo."

Well, I took her home that very night
We talked a while and I dimmed the light
She cuddled close and the next thing I knew
Just as soon as it seen us
In between us jumped the Floobie Doobie Doo!