Happy Birthday (Placebo E.P. Version) "Weird Al" Yankovic

[Intro]
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

[Verse 1]
It's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street
Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle 4
There's garbage in the water and there's poison in the sky
And I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die

[Chorus]
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

[Verse 2]
Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can because we'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need is an excuse
It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, there's nowhere you can hide
'Cause when they drop the big one, we all get fried
(Come on boys and girls, sing along, okay?)