The World’s Greatest Criminal Mind Vincent Price

[RATIGAN, spoken]
My friends! We are about to embark on the most odious, the most evil, the most diabolical scheme of my illustrious career. A crime to top all crimes! A crime that will live in infamy! Tomorrow evening our beloved monarch celebrates her Diamond Jubilee. And with the enthusiastic help of our good friend Mr. Flaversham, it promises to be a night she will never forget... her last night! And my first as supreme ruler of all mousedom!

[Verse 1]
(sung)
Ha ha ha ha ha!
From the brain that brought you the Big Ben Caper
The head that made headlines in every newspaper
And wondrous things like the Tower Bridge Job
That cunning display that made Londoners sob!

Now comes the real tour de force
Tricky and wicked, of course!
My earlier crimes were fine for their times
But now that I'm at it again
An even grimmer plot has been simmering
In my great criminal brain!

[Chorus]
[RATIGAN'S GANG]
Even meaner? You mean it?
Worse than the widows and orphans you drowned?
You're the best of the worst around!
Oh, Ratigan
Oh, Ratigan
The rest fall behind!
To Ratigan
To Ratigan
The world's greatest criminal mind!