Guitar Hero Hero (Beating Guitar Hero Doesn’t Make You Slash) MC Lars (Ft. Parry Gripp & Paul Gilbert)

[Verse 1: MC Lars]
Walking down the hall all the fifth graders swoon
Autograph line every day in homeroom
On the playground all the kids like to point and whisper
“Check his calloused guitar-button blisters”
I’m a fourth grade celebrity
Plastic axe on my back and a Dragonforce T
My teachers know that I’m the man
A walking, talking ten-year-old-brand
Pepsi offered me mad Gs to drink Sobe exclusively
Guitar Hero, it’s my song, flip the switch and then it’s on

[Chorus: Parry Gripp]
Well I’m starting up my Wii and all my fans are in the stands
I would invite my parents but they’ll never understand
I’ve got a reputation for the levels that I beat
I’m a Guitar Hero hero, hey that’s me

[Verse 2: MC Lars]
They say Robert Johnson sold his soul to the Devil
I can beat “Through the Fire and Flames” on expert level
While Slash rocks the Strip up and down LA
I push multi-colored buttons on a stick all day
Dimebag brought the dope harmonics
My five buttons are electronic
Clapton spilt his heart on “Layla”
I go (click click click click click click) playa
Hendrix lit his Strat on fire
Generations were inspired
One day my songs could do the same
If I weren’t so addicted to this game!