Chapter XIII: The Beach Life Ghost

(Metal music is blaring from a car radio. Papa Emeritus IV turns off the engine and exits the car. The door slams shut.)

(Papa is inside a beach house)

[Papa Emeritus IV]
Hello? Mr. Saltarian?

(Papa exits the house and walks out onto a patio.
Cheery, surf-type music plays. The winds rustle the trees and the waves are crashing. There is a sunset)

[Papa Emeritus IV]
Haha! (Papa spins) Hah!
Wow.

(Papa sees Mr. Saltarian doing kung fu on the beach through binoculars and ancient Asian music plays. When he is not looking through the binoculars the music stops. He looks back, the music plays, and Mr. Saltarian flips Papa off before throwing up the devil horns and winking)

(Papa waves at Mr. Saltarian)

[Papa Emeritus IV]
Hi! Hello.

(The video cuts to Mr. Saltarian tеaching Papa kung fu on the patio in slow motion while the anciеnt Asian music plays)

(Mr. Saltarian gives Papa a lengthy speech but it's inaudible. The Asian music continues to play)

[Papa Emeritus IV]
You know what, Saltarian? I can't hear a goddamn thing you're saying. I'm...