Keep It Clean Willie Watson

Went to the river, couldn't get across
Jumped on your papa 'cause I thought he was a horse, now
Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean

Well, up she jumped, down she fell
Mouth flew open like a mussel shell, now
Ride him over, give a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean

Well, your sister was a teddy, Daddy was a bear
Put the muzzle on your mama 'cause she had bad hair, now
Ride her over, give her a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean

If you want to get to Heaven when you d-i-e
Got to put on your collar and your t-i-e, now
Ride it over, give him Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean

If you want to get the rabbit out the l-o-g
Got to put on the stump like a d-o-g, now
Ride it over, give it Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Take soap and water, for to keep it clean