No Time To Be Sober Uncle Kracker

Oh, what day is it? Man...

I'm at my local Winn-Dixie
Feelin' kinda risky
'Cause I forgot my surgical mask
And it seems the town is with me
'Cause, man, the looks are shifty
I get from every person I pass (yup, sorry)

I'm just here to stock up on spirits
And get a few things for my home
So please can someone tell me
Why all the toilet paper's gone?

This ain't no time to be sober
This ain't no time to be sober
There's a time and a place
To hide your face
And I've got nothin' but time to waste, yeah
Yеah, this ain't no time to be sober

I'vе had my fill of Zoom meetings
Emotional eatings
Since five o' clock arrivin' round noon (it's stone time)
And I swear this paranoia
Man, it can destroy ya
Every time I cough, I swear that I'm through