Bras On 45 (Dirty Gertie Version) Ivor Biggun (Ft. The D. Kups)

Bra size forty-five, bra size forty-five
Bra size forty-five, bra size forty-five

Well I went out for a boogie, a week ago last Tuesday
I was doing the Wigan Hustle and the Palais Glide
I met a girl in big suspenders, and her boswams were stupendous
Like two bald-headed men sitting side by side

She wore a bra size forty-five, and she could jump and jive
And when she stopped dancing, bits of her kept wobbling about
She said "you drive me crazy, burn some rubber on me, baby"
She grabbed my little whistle, and she began to shout

Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me, hit me
Je t'adore, ich liebe dich, hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me with your rhythm stick, I'm six feet tall and five feet thick
Hit me, hit me, hit me!

Bra size forty-five, bra size forty-five

I couldn't do nothing but stand and stare
She gave me a hug like a grizzly bear
I couldn't see much, I thought I was dead
I had boobs upside my head

Boobs upside my head, boobs upside my head