Road Rage Your Favorite Martian

[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]
I hate on traffic just as much as the next guy
I'd try and bypass them if these bastards would just drive
Rush hour all day stuck in hell, bumper to bumper such a fail
Stuck in jail, my truck's a cell, I'd rather stab my brain with a rusty nail
'Cause when I'm driving I'm driven
And every ride that I sit in I lose my mind I admit it
And I'm quick to trip and lose my grip and flip you the bird
And I'll rage just like the nerd
Yeah, I see you in your Lexus, rubber-necking, checking messages
Texting for directions while you're googling nekkid breastesses
These other drivers, they're all brain dead
I swear the traffic lights see me and they all change red
I thought driving was basic, but I ain't got no patience
This old lady needs LASIKs, I think I'm going apeshit
'Cause my lane is looking like a line at the Chinese drive-thru
Why's everyone gotta drive at the same time I do?

[Chorus: Benatar]
Hey man, I'm just trying to drive
It feels more like I'm trying to stay alive
The only thing you're driving is driving me crazy
And I'm getting road rage
I'm just trying to merge
You better back off 'cause I'm on the verge
I'm losing my cool
Yeah, you better get over
'Cause here comes the road rage