Blonde Boyz Cyndago

[Chorus: Ethan, Tommy, Jerome & All]
We're just blonde boys
Doin' what blonde boys do
Bleached hair, fair skin
Makes the ladies swoon
We're just blonde boys
Doin' what blonde boys do
Chillin' out, maxin'
Relaxin' all cool!
We're just blonde boys
Doin' what blonde boys do
Catch me in the tub
A quarter half-passed two
I'm Tommy
I'm Ethan
And I'm Jerome
Here's a one-way ticket
To the blonde boy zone!

[Verse 1: Ethan]
What's up? I'm Ethan and I'm fourteen
Slaying all these women with my massive peen
I've got a couple of hobbies besides being blonde
Like performing for the boys with my ribbon baton
I drink lots of soda and hang out at the mall
I used to skateboard but I knocked out a ball
All I need in life is my boys and my tub
Now I'm gonna pass it to my number one bub