Welcome to Our House on Maple Avenue Original Broadway Cast of Fun Home (Ft. Griffin Birney, Judy Kuhn, Michael Cerveris, Noah Hinsdale & Sydney Lucas)

[HELEN]
He wants the Hepplewhite suite chairs back in the parlor
Move the G.I. Joe, it can’t be on the floor
He wants the Dresden figurines back in the breakfront
A slinky messes up the period decor

Get the Lemon Pledge and dust the—
They should face the same direction
He wants it vacuumed, the surface gleaming
He wants it closer to the door
He wants, he wants, he wants—

He wants the brass candelabra set at an angle
The crayons and the glue should go back in the drawer
He wants the bust of Quixote square on the mantel
Sweep that lint away, it’s what a broom is for

Gently wipe the eucalyptus
Polish up the crystal prisms
When he comes down here, he wants it ready
We’ve got to get it done before

He wants, he wants, he wants—

[BRUCE]
Where’s my bronzing stick?