Sugar In My Coffee The Narcissist Cookbook

[Chorus]
Well, I don't take sugar in my coffee, no
I don't take sugar in my coffee, no

[Verse 1]
I met a man from Nashville called Michael and Michael loved coffee
He was introduced to me as a coffee guy, in fact
He owned a couple of coffee shops in the city- yeah
He literally had a tattoo of a coffee mug in his neck next to his face
The guy likes coffee
Muh na muh na na na na num na num na na na
Muh na muh na na na na num na num na na na
He offered me some and I was like "No, you know, I'm alright man I'm more of a hot chocolate man myself" and he said
"Hot chocolate? What are you? Fucking nine years old?!
You just haven't had the right kind of coffee yet"
He said "Have you tried Java Arabica?"
I said no
"Have you tried Jamaican Blue Mountain?"
I said no
"Let me stop you there. I don't wanna be rude, but this shouldn't be so difficult to understand
I don't like coffee!"
No!

[Chorus]
I don't take sugar in my coffee, no
I don't take sugar in my coffee, no
I don't take coffee in my coffee
I don't like coffee, I don't like coffee
Muh na muh na na na na num na num na na na
Muh na muh na na na na num na num na na na