[Intro: Organik]
Ayo King Of The Dot, put your money where your mouth is. Back to Baysics, Los Angeles. Make some noise y'all. We're getting into the secret battle for the event so I'll jump right into it. Battler to my right introduce yourself
[Carter Deems]
Hey guys I'm Carter Deems. I just want to like, if you don't mind, I wanna say something like, serious, like I took this battle like, I've been doing jokes and stuff but I took this battle absolutely serious. And before we get started I wanted to say two things. Uh, first is um, I took this as serious as I could, you know and I promise that I'm not gonna forget any lines, I'm not gonna stumble. I'm not gonna choke. The second thing I wanted to say is um, um...the second thing I wanted to say is um.................
The second thing I wanted to say is good luck Immaculate
[Organik]
All the way from Portland, battler to my left introduce yourself
[Illmaculate]
Yo, it's Illmaculate, make some noise y'all. Now I don't usually do this but I just want to make a couple shout outs like on some real shit. Um, shout out Jonathan, Thaddeus Von Hammerschmidt III, Jamiroquai, 2Pac, B.E.N.E.F.I.T., Wilma, Mrs. Boots and uh, I know I'm slipping on some of their names but all of Carter Deems' cats. Make some noise
[Round 1: Carter Deems]
Sometimes it looks like you have a beard
And sometimes it doesn't
Sometimes I have fun at family reunions
Sometimes I fight my cousin
This dude will get sonned/sunned like the light above him
When I spit truth in my verses but I'm not Bible thumping
Get big like Michael Duncan
When I send his body flying through the air like Michael dunking
Looking like Mike Tyson punched him
When it comes to Starbucks I hate the coffee but I like the muffins
Real rap
Real rap, Illmac...what the heck am I doing here?
I'm about to get bodied so hard you should give me a firm chest bump as a souvenir
A penny for my thoughts? Well I put my two cents here
Your sideburns are too sincere
I'm about to poop in here
{Battle gets side tracked due to the sounds of fighting on the roof that broke out between Dizaster and Billy Boondocks}
Carter on point for the bucks, it's like I'm about to shoot a deer
There's a lizard that lives in my couch, that's why I move in fear
My favorite color is blue this year and everything I do is weird
You wanna face me here well it's gonna get nasty like Rick Rubin's beard
I try to fit in at parties and say stuff like, "Hey guys you wanna do some beer?"
I let a cat live in my desk at work and now I need a new career
I'm 'bout to catch a body, it's like I'm about to do a cheer
In my shower you can catch me with a loofah near
I'm 'bout to stretch him out, get loose in here
Cause when the hands go, it's Van Gogh, you lose an ear (losin' here)
I'm taking over, hopping in the driver's seat, you'll see defeat/the feet
I use my shoes to steer
I don't care if you keep the Ruger near or if you have your shooters here
You could've come armed with an army and I'll still take your tanks down like scuba gear
I should've brought my tuba here
Hit him in the mouth with that brass, now he need new veneers
I feel really stupid here
Still I bring bar after bar after bar for Ill', you gonna see hot rounds
I'm 'bout to cook soup up here
When Carter hop on stage his dead jokes come to life
You think I'm gassed up? Well watch the crowed get ripe when I start to cook like an oven light
Gilmore Girl's poster, that's what I hug at night
You didn't think my name would spread but now I'm on a roll like a butter knife
2% milk? That's all I drink, that's something light
Florescent bulbs? Those are some thin lights
We about to have fun tonight but this dude bit off more than he chew; that's an under bite
I'm not going to run tonight, to be honest I expected a tougher fight
Cause when he spit, it's just like he's starving for attention; that's a hunger strike
This is a weirder match up than the other guys
I'll walk into a Long John Silver's and make the money fly
I can use all the support I get, shout out to my upper thighs
I'm pretty sure I forgot a couple rhymes but I'll just wing it like a butterfly
If you pop up you gon' see that toast, I'll let that butter fly
Time
Ayo King Of The Dot, put your money where your mouth is. Back to Baysics, Los Angeles. Make some noise y'all. We're getting into the secret battle for the event so I'll jump right into it. Battler to my right introduce yourself
[Carter Deems]
Hey guys I'm Carter Deems. I just want to like, if you don't mind, I wanna say something like, serious, like I took this battle like, I've been doing jokes and stuff but I took this battle absolutely serious. And before we get started I wanted to say two things. Uh, first is um, I took this as serious as I could, you know and I promise that I'm not gonna forget any lines, I'm not gonna stumble. I'm not gonna choke. The second thing I wanted to say is um, um...the second thing I wanted to say is um.................
The second thing I wanted to say is good luck Immaculate
[Organik]
All the way from Portland, battler to my left introduce yourself
[Illmaculate]
Yo, it's Illmaculate, make some noise y'all. Now I don't usually do this but I just want to make a couple shout outs like on some real shit. Um, shout out Jonathan, Thaddeus Von Hammerschmidt III, Jamiroquai, 2Pac, B.E.N.E.F.I.T., Wilma, Mrs. Boots and uh, I know I'm slipping on some of their names but all of Carter Deems' cats. Make some noise
[Round 1: Carter Deems]
Sometimes it looks like you have a beard
And sometimes it doesn't
Sometimes I have fun at family reunions
Sometimes I fight my cousin
This dude will get sonned/sunned like the light above him
When I spit truth in my verses but I'm not Bible thumping
Get big like Michael Duncan
When I send his body flying through the air like Michael dunking
Looking like Mike Tyson punched him
When it comes to Starbucks I hate the coffee but I like the muffins
Real rap
Real rap, Illmac...what the heck am I doing here?
I'm about to get bodied so hard you should give me a firm chest bump as a souvenir
A penny for my thoughts? Well I put my two cents here
Your sideburns are too sincere
I'm about to poop in here
{Battle gets side tracked due to the sounds of fighting on the roof that broke out between Dizaster and Billy Boondocks}
Carter on point for the bucks, it's like I'm about to shoot a deer
There's a lizard that lives in my couch, that's why I move in fear
My favorite color is blue this year and everything I do is weird
You wanna face me here well it's gonna get nasty like Rick Rubin's beard
I try to fit in at parties and say stuff like, "Hey guys you wanna do some beer?"
I let a cat live in my desk at work and now I need a new career
I'm 'bout to catch a body, it's like I'm about to do a cheer
In my shower you can catch me with a loofah near
I'm 'bout to stretch him out, get loose in here
Cause when the hands go, it's Van Gogh, you lose an ear (losin' here)
I'm taking over, hopping in the driver's seat, you'll see defeat/the feet
I use my shoes to steer
I don't care if you keep the Ruger near or if you have your shooters here
You could've come armed with an army and I'll still take your tanks down like scuba gear
I should've brought my tuba here
Hit him in the mouth with that brass, now he need new veneers
I feel really stupid here
Still I bring bar after bar after bar for Ill', you gonna see hot rounds
I'm 'bout to cook soup up here
When Carter hop on stage his dead jokes come to life
You think I'm gassed up? Well watch the crowed get ripe when I start to cook like an oven light
Gilmore Girl's poster, that's what I hug at night
You didn't think my name would spread but now I'm on a roll like a butter knife
2% milk? That's all I drink, that's something light
Florescent bulbs? Those are some thin lights
We about to have fun tonight but this dude bit off more than he chew; that's an under bite
I'm not going to run tonight, to be honest I expected a tougher fight
Cause when he spit, it's just like he's starving for attention; that's a hunger strike
This is a weirder match up than the other guys
I'll walk into a Long John Silver's and make the money fly
I can use all the support I get, shout out to my upper thighs
I'm pretty sure I forgot a couple rhymes but I'll just wing it like a butterfly
If you pop up you gon' see that toast, I'll let that butter fly
Time
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