Father O’Blivion Frank Zappa

[Intro]
Get on your feet and do the funky Alfonzo!

[Verse 1]
Father Vivian O'Blivion resplendent in his frock
Was whipping up the batter for the pancakes of his flock
He was looking rather bleary, he forgot to watch the clock

[Chorus]
Cause the night before, behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked it
The night before, behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked (He stroked it)
The night before, behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked his smock (Stroked his smock)

[Verse 2]
Which set him off in such a frenzy
He sang "Lock Around The Crock"
An' he topped it off with a—
An' he topped it off with a—
An' he topped it off with a—
As he stumbled on his—
He was delighted as it stiffened
And ripped right through his sock