Grinning Like a Barracuda Nick Lutsko

I was choking on a pair of dice
When a couple of guys
Came and asked me if I had a light
I told them I knew someone who might
So I took them to the opposite side
Of Hollywood and Vine
To a friend of mind
When we asked him if he had a light
He told us just to look inside and started

Grinning like a barracuda
Grinning like a barracuda
He was grinning like a barracuda
From the Taj Majal to Chattanooga
Grinning like a barracuda
From the cosmos to the bargain of Judas
Grinning like a barracuda

Ooga chaka, ooga chaka, ooga chaka, ooga chaka

Well, I shrugged and then I took him aside
I said, “Man, are you feeling all right?
‘Cause you're acting like your brain has been fried
I don't even know these guys
But I think they may be looking to fight
Come on, do what's right just give them the light”
But when I turned back to the opposite side
I couldn't believe my eyes when they started