Grace Darling Talkshow Boy

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, orders a beer, drinks it, looks at the
Bartender and says:

Backseat battler, burrowing inside himself
Along comes Gracie, ready-set to rectify
Once outspoken, sicker than a hurricanyon
Go! Go, Gracie! Save his life tonight!

You save childrens' lives
You saved mine
You're a heroine

Wind and water, overflowing April showers
Go! Go, Gracie! Go emancipate me!
Fire and bleeding, nasty motherfuckers feeding
Use that sword, Gracie darling swings a sword that's
Ten times bigger than her body-body-body, but she swings that sword with the
Skill of a samurai
Plunge it deep in the heart of your enemies, many times bigger like ten Eiffel
Towers
But you win, you win with the grace of a warrior
You swing, you slice and you save save lives
And you're thin and you're short but you're just in time
You save childrens' lives
You saved mine
You're a heroine
You're a heroine
You're a heroine
You're a heroine
I love you