Foolish Behaviour Rod Stewart

[Verse 1]
Can I introduce myself
I'm a man of panache and wealth
Sound in mind, body, soul and health
Why I wanna kill my wife
I have this urge to take her life
Been planing for years to get rid of her
Not divorce I really do mean to kill her
She's so full of useless information and trivia
That's why I wanna kill my wife
I have a duty to take her life

[Verse 2]
Her stupid friends get right up my nose
They all wear annoyingly sensible clothes
They're so bleeding grandiose
You know why I should kill her friends
They're all driving Mercedes Benz

[Chorus]
He'll escape down into Mexico
Sell the house and find a nice young girl
He'll laugh and sing and he won't work anymore

[Verse 3]
Should I string her up or strangle her in bed
Suffocate that little venomous head
Or perhaps I'll just whip her to death
Listen do me a favor kill my wife
Do it for mankind take her life
Or should I act quite cold and deliberate
Or maybe blow out her brains with a bullet
They'll think suicide they won't know who done it
I'm gonna kill my wife I'm really gonna take her life