Girls vs Suits How I Met Your Mother

Verse 1
I know what you're thinking: "What's Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot!"
Yes, I could've nailed her but no, it's not a failure
'cause there's one thing she is not.
To score a ten would be just fine
but I'd rather be dressed to the nines.
It's a truth you can't refute.
Nothing suits me like a suit!

Verse 2
Picture a world where all the boys and girls
are impeccably well dressed.
That delivery guy in a jacket and tie,
that puppy in double breast,
that 80s dude with mutton chops,
that baby with a lollipop,
that lady cop who's kinda cute.
Nothing suits 'em like a suit

Verse 3: Barney and (Choir)
(Suits), wingman I can wear.
(Suits), they're oh so debonair.
(Suits), the perfect way to snare a girl with dady issues.
(Suits) in navy blue or black,
check out this perfect rack.
I want to give them a squeeze.