[Spoken Intro]
Hildy: Wish I had one of them horses that's on a stick, put it between your legs...jump up and down with it, those are fun!
Billy B: Hildy?
Hildy: Yeah, Billy B?
Billy B: I was perusing the interweb the other day in search of new and interesting forms of pornography, and I came across something very interesting that juxtaposed against Aunt Mama's missionary position on alcohol
Hildy: Oh, she didn't like alcohol
Billy B: No, she did not, but this here fact kind of undermines that position, which...I assume is a bad position
The key figure in her mythology, a Mr. 'Jesus', apparently used to turn water into wine
Hildy: No shit?!
Billy B: Yes, and I have an idea. I'm looking around the room here I see a lot of people with Aquafina. I'm thinking if we find Jesus and get him down here, we can take that Aquafina and turn it into wine, and take this punk rock party up a notch, what do ya say?
Hildy: I say hey Jesus!!!
[Verse 1]
And behold there was an angel
And she took me by the hand
Led me deep into the chamber
Mother’s belly underground
Hildy: Wish I had one of them horses that's on a stick, put it between your legs...jump up and down with it, those are fun!
Billy B: Hildy?
Hildy: Yeah, Billy B?
Billy B: I was perusing the interweb the other day in search of new and interesting forms of pornography, and I came across something very interesting that juxtaposed against Aunt Mama's missionary position on alcohol
Hildy: Oh, she didn't like alcohol
Billy B: No, she did not, but this here fact kind of undermines that position, which...I assume is a bad position
The key figure in her mythology, a Mr. 'Jesus', apparently used to turn water into wine
Hildy: No shit?!
Billy B: Yes, and I have an idea. I'm looking around the room here I see a lot of people with Aquafina. I'm thinking if we find Jesus and get him down here, we can take that Aquafina and turn it into wine, and take this punk rock party up a notch, what do ya say?
Hildy: I say hey Jesus!!!
[Verse 1]
And behold there was an angel
And she took me by the hand
Led me deep into the chamber
Mother’s belly underground
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