The Plumbing Song "Weird Al" Yankovic

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Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash?
Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week?

Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand
But plumbing's one thing I don't understand
It's true (haven't got a clue)
B-b-b-baby, I can tell you've got a big problem
When I flush the john, then your shower goes on
Baby, now watcha gonna do?
If Drano's a joke and your plunger is broke
Baby, call the mensch with a monkey wrench
Baby, he'll be there for you

Shower's backing up (up, up)
Water won't go down (down, down)

Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-baby
Don't forget my plumber
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-baby
Sink's been stopped up all summer
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-baby
Better call the plumber
He'll know what to do

Pipes been blowing up, pipes been breaking down
And the carpet's soaked right through
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba, ba-ba-ba-ba ba ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba, kitchen's flooded too
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba, ba-ba-ba-ba ba ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba, girl, you know it's true

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