Well, when I was young, I had a job with the Fire Department Rescue Squad
And we got a call one day to get a cat out of a drainage line
Now the lady was frantic and the day was hot
And she'd mentioned her kitty was an ocelot
A fact that did not seem all that important at the time
'Cause they're usually neutered, declawed, defanged
But this little fella still had everything
And when I found him back in that drainage pipe
He was a tremblin', shakin' mess
Well, I reached to grab him, but he grabbed me first
And that's the worst I thought I'd ever been hurt
But that was before I hit my head
On that big dirt dauber's nest
Since I was on my knees anyway
I thought I'd just offer up a little prayer
Lord, have mercy on me
Save a place in Heaven for me
'Cause we're running outta room in this drainage pipe
Yeah, the cat and the bees don't need no help
They're doin' just fine right by theirselves
But anything you can do for me, Lord
I'd sure be much obliged
And we got a call one day to get a cat out of a drainage line
Now the lady was frantic and the day was hot
And she'd mentioned her kitty was an ocelot
A fact that did not seem all that important at the time
'Cause they're usually neutered, declawed, defanged
But this little fella still had everything
And when I found him back in that drainage pipe
He was a tremblin', shakin' mess
Well, I reached to grab him, but he grabbed me first
And that's the worst I thought I'd ever been hurt
But that was before I hit my head
On that big dirt dauber's nest
Since I was on my knees anyway
I thought I'd just offer up a little prayer
Lord, have mercy on me
Save a place in Heaven for me
'Cause we're running outta room in this drainage pipe
Yeah, the cat and the bees don't need no help
They're doin' just fine right by theirselves
But anything you can do for me, Lord
I'd sure be much obliged
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