Silent Love Bob's Burgers (Ft. Dan Mintz, David Wain, Eugene Mirman, H. Jon Benjamin, John Michael Higgins & Kristen Schaal)

[Spoken: David Wain as Courtney, John Michael Higgins as Doug & H. Jon Benjamin as Bob]
Attention, everybody, look at me, birthday girl talking! C'mon! Everyone!
They make a cute couple, huh?
They certainly are... standing next to each other
Mr. Belcher! I said attention!
He talked first...
He asked me a question
*sigh*
No, I didn't
Well, you did too
Um, okay. Anyway, Gene's written a love jingle about me and he's gonna perform it now! *Slurp*

[Intro: Eugene Mirman as Gene]
This is more of an "extended jingle jam slash demo reel". I call it "Silent Love"

[Eugene Mirman as Gene, David Wain as Courtney & Dan Mintz as Tina on helium]
When I close my eyes, then I cover my ears
It's almost like you are near
It's a silent love! Shhh
Silent love!
Shhh!
Silent love!
No, seriously. Shhh!
Talkin' 'bout silent love!
Stop singing!
All the ladies in the house now! Silent love!
Silent love?
*Growl*
Gene! I did a "fellas in the house"! I can't do the ladies and not do the fellas!
JUST BE QUIET!
LET ME SING!
NO! IT'S NOT A DUET!
Silent love!
*Growls*
It's a silent...
YOU ARE SO ANNOYING!
What?
JUST STOP SINGING, STOP TALKING, STOP BREATHING!
*crowd gasps*
*stops breathing, faints*