[Round 1: Vanessa Hudgens]
Your eyes are far apart, insulting you is easy
They look opposite directions, there's no way that you could see me
I admit you're impressive, but you shouldn't even try
It's also impressive when you eat a pizza pie
So why we matched up? I don't know you in the least
I get it, it's a theme: Beauty and the Beast
I'm destroying you tonight, and you'll always be a sucker
Congrats on this year's Super Bowl — nope, that was your brother
[Round 1: Michael Bennett]
I'm pretty bummed, this is a fail
You got me battling a motherfucking fake Ashley Tisdale
I'm a major star, you just an amateur
You couldn't work the Super Bowl if your ass was a janitor
I'm out here winnin', I'm out here workin'
You out on the stage of Coachella just twerkin'
Play a superhero, maybe you can help me
What's your superpower, lookin' cute or takin' selfies?
[Round 2: Vanessa Hudgens]
I was in High School Musical, it was a huge movie
It helped define Disney, you are just Goofy
And, Michael, I think that we should question your taste
Your beard looks like you glued pubes to your face
300 pounds, imagine how his beard is stinking
He's the only man I've seen break a sweat just from thinking
Is this the best you got? Oh, stop being lazy
You can't beat me, just like you couldn't beat Tom Brady
Your eyes are far apart, insulting you is easy
They look opposite directions, there's no way that you could see me
I admit you're impressive, but you shouldn't even try
It's also impressive when you eat a pizza pie
So why we matched up? I don't know you in the least
I get it, it's a theme: Beauty and the Beast
I'm destroying you tonight, and you'll always be a sucker
Congrats on this year's Super Bowl — nope, that was your brother
[Round 1: Michael Bennett]
I'm pretty bummed, this is a fail
You got me battling a motherfucking fake Ashley Tisdale
I'm a major star, you just an amateur
You couldn't work the Super Bowl if your ass was a janitor
I'm out here winnin', I'm out here workin'
You out on the stage of Coachella just twerkin'
Play a superhero, maybe you can help me
What's your superpower, lookin' cute or takin' selfies?
[Round 2: Vanessa Hudgens]
I was in High School Musical, it was a huge movie
It helped define Disney, you are just Goofy
And, Michael, I think that we should question your taste
Your beard looks like you glued pubes to your face
300 pounds, imagine how his beard is stinking
He's the only man I've seen break a sweat just from thinking
Is this the best you got? Oh, stop being lazy
You can't beat me, just like you couldn't beat Tom Brady
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