James In The Bathroom (2019 Tony Awards) James Corden (Ft. Josh Groban, Neil Patrick Harris & Sara Bareilles)

[JAMES CORDEN, sung]
I am hanging in the bathroom
Inside Radio City Musical Hall
I could stay right here because I fear
I shouldn't host the Tonys at all

You'd think being Tonys host
Would feel like sitting
On a Broadway throne

Now I'm against the wall
In this toilet stall
As I scroll through Twitter
On my phone

Reading people say
Corden's a talentless hag
And why CBS can't
Get Neil Patrick Harris back

Now I'm just James in the bathroom
James in the bathroom at the Tony's

Broadway's biggest fraud
I'm paranoid I'll fall
Or trip or rip my tux
Afraid that Anna Wintour think this outfit sucks
I'm just James who you don't know
James from the late late show
James in the bathroom by himself