Call Any Vegetable [Road Tapes, Venue #3] Frank Zappa

Call any vegetable
Call it by name
You gotta call one today
When you get off the train
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
Yeah-eh-hey, the vegetable will respond to you
La-la-ah la-la, the vegetable will respond to you
La-la-ah la-la . . . Look out!

Call any vegetable
Pick up your phone
Think of a vegetable
Lonely at home
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
Yeah-eh-hey, the vegetable will respond to you
La-la-ah la-la, the vegetable will respond to you
La-la-ah la-la . .

A rutabaga, ladies and gentlemen!

Ruta-bay-ayga, Ruta-bay-ayga
Ruta-bay-ayga, Ruta-bay-ayga
Ruta-bayyyyy . .