Adam Boyle Has Cast Lad Rock Aside Half Man Half Biscuit

He’s booked two weeks off at the end of July
Dumfries and Galloway, Plockton and Skye
His folk antennae is fully switched on
The Union Jack on his Epiphone’s gone
He’s flirting with tweed
Come and see how Adam Boyle cast lad rock aside

Much has been said of the strumpets of yore
Adam Boyle’s cast lad rock aside
And much has been gleaned from BBC4
Adam Boyle’s cast lad rock aside
As Beltane neared, he affected a beard
And bought stuff on Topic for which he’s not geared
Where’s the guitar?
Witness the day Adam Boyle cast lad rock aside

Gone is the after-match lager in ‘Spoons
Adam Boyle’s cast lad rock aside
Gone are his Dad’s Mac and Katie Kissoons
Adam Boyle’s jibbed that stuff as well
To Creetown, Kirkcudbright, Gatehouse Of Fleet
With The Golden Bough on the passenger seat
And should your crops fail
Call Adam Boyle now that he’s cast lad rock aside
He’s cast lad rock aside
He’s cast
Lad rock aside