Celebrity Ugly Duckling

[Andy Cooper]
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, thank you!
Excuse me, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, can't
Look, no, sorry!
Sorry, I can't, I can't, really
Alright! Good to see ya, thank you
Okay, sorry, I gotta go
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"I wish more people was a lot like me!"

I'm a big celebrity
And I don't know what you've been told
But I think you should be more like me
So I'm gonna tell you what I know
See, you're just an average woman or man
And you shouldn't try to think for yourself
There's things that you can't understand
And I'll bet you could use my help (Of course!)
I'm on TV and radio
And unless I'm mistaken, you're not!
So I've found almost every place I go
There's people just waiting to hear my thoughts
They say I'm a genius, they're right
So take my opinions seriously (Okay?)
I'll tell you how to live your life
Cause I'm a big celebrity