Waffles WHATEVER, DAD

[Refrain]
Waffles is my rock
I take him for a walk
He shines in the light
He's nice; he doesn't bite

[Verse 1]
Found him sitting by a morning fire
Hiding in the leaves
Took him home and i made him mine
I love waffles, does he love me?

[Refrain]
Waffles is my rock
I take him for a walk
He shines in the light
He's nice; he doesn't bite

[Verse 2]
I cradle him in my arms
He looks just like a baby
I feel kind of selfish
Hope that the woods don't hate me

[Refrain]
Waffles is my rock
I take him for a walk
He shines in the light
He's nice; he doesn't bite